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Moment of a LIFETIME (to make up for not posting yesterday):
At work, I have the Bad Girls' Rage-a-Day calendar. Wildly inappropriate for work? Yes, but then again, you'd understand why I don't care if you ever visit my office. It's also wildly hilarious and brightens my day.
Anyway, our CEO was wandering around my part of the office just a few moments ago, and decided to read straight from my calendar (after snagging Jelly Belly, of course). First he read yesterday's, which was a "Bad Girl Moment" about Ann Richards, cool. Then he read today's, which was a "Snip 'n' Save: Dating Tips." He read the following things out loud:
Tip #2 On your first couple dates, arrange to do something super casual and/or sporty without wearing any makeup or flashy clothes. Then arrange for a nice dinner on your third date. Go all out and wow him!
Seems pretty mild, right? Read on:
Tip #3 When he keeps staring down your shirt, don't feel embarrassed and pretend not to notice. Instead, stare proudly at your gorgeous breasts, lovingly cup them, and say, "Yes, are they delicious or what?"
I won't say anything else.
- Lizzardie, at 12:35 PM
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